Happy world no tobacco day!
I was going to post some graphic smoking related pictures, but I decided not to.
You’re welcome.
Kickass Kids of the Day: Craving a midweek pick-me-up? Perhaps in the form of a mini-hipster rendition of Robyn’s “Call Your Girlfriend”?
Twelve- and 8-year-old sisters Lennon and Maisy — and their butter containers — have you covered. You’re welcome.
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Obama Revelation of the Day: In Pulitzer Prize-winner David Maraniss’ new book, Barack Obama: The Story, we get quite the insight into the president’s bullying, pot-smoking past. Money quote:
Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind.
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Obama Revelation of the Day: In Pulitzer Prize-winner David Maraniss’ new book, Barack Obama: The Story, we get quite the insight into the president’s bullying, pot-smoking past. Money quote:
Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind.
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Nyan cat won a webbie for meme of the year and Scumbag Steve is trying to start a rap career.
There’s not even a single clever thing I can say about the previous statement. Nyan cat is not even a good meme. And Scumbag Steve is well, a scumbag.
Oh god. The internet has ruined me. I blame thedailywhat.
On the plus side, it is always nice to see articles on tumblr 2-3 days before they show up on the Yahoo! homepage. Or maybe that’s just the hipster in me.
And since we’re on the topic of me being an internet troll, any good recommendations for some new people to follow? I need to see better stuff on my dashboard. Right now it’s just mostly just not so interesting things with too many words, reblogged stuff, and animals. Not that there’s anything wrong with reblogged stuff or animals, but I need some good new people to subscribe to.
In this Wednesday photograph, a young deer and a large cat touch noses in a French village near Jodhpur, Rajasthan state, India.
Uncredited | AP (via Day in Pictures - The Sacramento Bee, Sacramento, California)
Calvin was totally a freelancer.
(Source: hey-june)
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Morning Fluff: Researchers in China donned panda suits last month to help a 21-month-old panda and its mother transfer to a new home; the costumes were meant to ease the process by limiting the animals’ interaction with humans.
And the real pandas were like: “Really? How dumb do you think we are?”
See the rest of the ridic pics here.
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Morning Fluff: Researchers in China donned panda suits last month to help a 21-month-old panda and its mother transfer to a new home; the costumes were meant to ease the process by limiting the animals’ interaction with humans.
And the real pandas were like: “Really? How dumb do you think we are?”
See the rest of the ridic pics here.
[mercnews]
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Pale Kid Raps Grammar of the Day: Fast-rapper Mac Lethal lays down a little Strunk & White to Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know.”
Your move, Watsky.
(Not Safe For Work, your a f*cking idiot.)
Kids Review The Darndest Things of the Day: A bunch of austere British kids review Skrillex’s dubstep masterpiece “Bangarang,” and their responses are a riot.
The hands-down best review: “We. Rowdy. What is that?”
Not sure that I’ve ever been so honored to introduce someone as I am right now.
Gac Filipaj is a refugee from the former Yugoslavia. For the past twelve years, he has worked as a janitor for Columbia University. His job title is “Heavy Cleaner,” which includes emptying the trash and cleaning the toilets.
During this time, he worked until 11pm every night during the week. After his shift concluded, he would start studying. This weekend, after twelve years of study, Gac graduated from Columbia University with a Classics degree. Rarely have so many qualities I admire been wrapped up in a single person.
And I complain about school.
